When you retire, anything that requires setting an alarm clock and getting dressed while it is still dark outside should be outlawed.
Written for One Liner Wednesday courtesy of Linda Hill.
Why? – One Liner Wednesday
When you retire, anything that requires setting an alarm clock and getting dressed while it is still dark outside should be outlawed.
Written for One Liner Wednesday courtesy of Linda Hill.
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Oh! I concur!! 💜👍
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It is totally unnecessary! 😂
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Absolutely!
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There are days when getting dressed PERIOD should be outlawed.
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My wife would agree. I have to put my blue jeans on.
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That is a very good point.
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It should be. Unless it’s a fun event.
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Physical therapy might not fall in the fun category. 😉
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Nope, it will be categorized as torture with good intentions 😁
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True!
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🥹
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Wholeheartedly agree! I never agree to early morning doctor’s or dental appointments.
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Mine was physical therapy. 🙄
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Hahahaha, that is so true! It hasn’t happened yet even though we’re in our fifth year of retirement. But we’re happy.
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I got up early just so I could have at least one cup of coffee before physical therapy.
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Spot on Maggie!
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I knew others agreed!
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I agree but my internal clock does not…yet! I HAVE given myself permission to read a book for a while as the rest of the motor home inhabitants sleep though!
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I despise setting an alarm these days.
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Oh, I don’t set an alarm, but when my eyes pop open, no matter the time, I have to get up or I will fidget and/or writhe in pain until I do.
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Pain does rule our lives sometimes!
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I agree, Maggie.
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I hear you are getting some nasty weather, John. Be safe and stay warm.
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Lots of ice and freezing rain.
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I’m naturally an early riser, but admittedly when it is dark outside it naturally becomes much more of a challenge.
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Once up and out it is not so bad, but getting started is another thing!
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Thanks everyone for these great giggles. It’s great to know that I’m not alone. BTW, my family of origin used to accuse me of getting up early so I could loaf longer. Spot on! If ever wake up on another planet, I hope that those cute little silver suits are standard issue so I don’t have to figure out what to wear every day.
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I do love a leisurely morning.
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Amen. That’s why I always schedule doctors’ appointment in the PM
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You are a wise man, Don!
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Since I retired, both of those have been outlawed. (By me!) 🙂
Best wishes, Pete.
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After all those years of working we all deserve quiet luxurious mornings.
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Unless it’s for travel… but even then I hate it.
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Travel can demand it, but I agree. – still not something I enjoy.
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Being a night owl, I do everything in my power to avoid early morning appointments. I hope you don’t have to do this repeatedly.
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It is infrequent and for that I am thankful.
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