This week, Fibbing Friday is hosted by Pensitivity101 and the topics are quite interesting to consider. Come into my dangerous mind walk with me.
1. How big was the one that got away?
He was 5’10” with blonde hair and blue eyes. He didn’t really get away he was released back into the wild. He was last seen driving a baby blue Camaro that matched his eyes. He’s ‘armed’ and dangerous.
2. What comes after a storm?
Worms. I know you have seen them lying around all wriggly on the wet streets after a rain. You’ve heard that old adage “it’s raining cats and dogs”? Not true. It rains worms.
3. Why do fish swim?
This is a private matter. Humans are all up in their grill trying to figure out what’s what in the fish world when they don’t even know what’s what in the human world. Please, just leave the fish out of it.
4. What colour is grass?
That depends on who you buy it from.
5. What’s over the hill?
Arthritis, cracking joints, wrinkles, retirement, and a few extra pounds.
6. What is the colour of money?
Money is the color of man’s guilty pleasures.
7. What do goats, pigs and roosters have in common?
They are planning a new revolution after finding an old copy of Animal Farm up in the hayloft. Unfortunately, the last few chapters are missing, so they don’t realize what their future holds.
8. Who lives in the woods?
Grandma – and the big bad wolf, but not for long. Property values being what they are, Red Riding Hood has a plan to get them both out of the picture. Gentrification is far-reaching.
9. What does an ill wind bring?
Pollen followed by hay fever and allergies and sneezes.
10. What is a windfall?
Similar to a waterfall, it is the time when the wind stops blowing and falls to the ground. Gravity, you know.